High Performance Guitar is coming soon!... This time I mean it.


Keep yourself entertained with some assorted sounds:

From the movie "Airplane!". This movie had a profound effect on my psyche growing up.

Joey 1

Joey 2

Joey 3

Joey 4

Surely you can't be serious

A hospital!.. what is it?

You've got clearance, Clarence

Wriggle

Wrong week 1

Wrong week 2

Wrong week 3

Wrong week 4

"Full Metal Jacket". Another significant force toward the shaping of my well-adjustedness.

You will give your rifle a girl's name

Grab-asstic

How tall are you, private?

You parleh?

What we have here...

This is my rifle, this is my gun

The duality of man

How can you shoot women and children?

Random stuff:

Howard Dean Iowa speech with scream  Yeah. We'd want this guy's finger on the button

Dean scream  Just the "YAAAHRRRGGGHHH!!!!"

Dr. Evil - scrotum  Nice and smooth

Dead cat physics  Educational

Beavis and Butthead 1 Adam 5  Call the cops

Pimpslap  Now that's what I'm talkin' about

Upside down  Ooooooo K

Cyberhick  That dern'd internet

Boing  Always a fun sound

Hooahhh!  What would a sound collection be without this one?

Christmas Vacation - Merry Christmas  Good login sound for your holiday Windows theme

Bond  You know what comes next

Arnold - telling the truth  They had it coming

Conan the Barbarian - best in life  Arnold speaks for all men right here

Johnny Dangerously - once  Don't do that again

Johnny Dangerously - once again  This dude's tough

Excuse me  He's gonna' poke someone's eye out with that

Job qualifications  Nothing like fun on the job

Feed me!  Hungry-ass plant

Beef jerky anyone?  I'll have some

Fresh wine  This year's finest please?

I ate his liver  Speaking of wine...

Being single  Those were the days, huh?

I'm somebody's  For those who are not single

Ahhh my darleeng  A romantic line for zee weemeen, no?